Miami’s most bonkers bachelor’s pad has a $350K rotating bed

There are Miami condos… and then there are Miami condos that feel like they were designed by a European nightclub architect who got handed unlimited budget, full creative control, and a copy of Fifty Shades of Grey.

That’s the best way to describe a newly listed residence at Continuum South Beach, where a 30th-floor condo nicknamed “The Other Side” has just hit the market for $5.15 million — and yes, it really does come with a $350,000 custom rotating bed.

Listed with Julian Johnston of The Corcoran Group, the 2-bedroom, 2.5-bath unit isn’t just furnished: it’s staged as a full immersive concept. Think: crocodile leather, glowing onyx, backlit glass walls, a marble jacuzzi with a waterfall feature, and enough smart-home upgrades to make it feel like the apartment itself is alive.

In other words, this isn’t a “welcome home” kind of place. It’s a “what exactly is happening here?” kind of place — and Miami wouldn’t have it any other way.

“The Other Side” is listed for $5.15M at Continuum South Beach

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The listing is located at 100 South Pointe Drive, inside the South Tower at Continuum South Beach, one of Miami Beach’s most high-profile oceanfront condo communities.

It’s priced at $5,150,000, and with 1,791 square feet, it’s not even the biggest unit in the building — which almost makes the whole thing funnier, because this home’s entire identity is based on one thing: it goes all-in.

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A 30th-floor perch with sunset views over Biscayne Bay

From the outside looking in, the unit sounds like a pretty classic Continuum offering: high-floor placement, sweeping views, and a direct line of sight to the downtown Miami skyline.

The listing notes wide bay sunset views — the kind of view that makes people feel emotionally justified in spending millions on a condo even before they’ve stepped inside.

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But once you do step inside, the view quickly becomes background scenery. Because this place has bigger plans.

A two-bedroom condo… with a very specific personality

The unit has two bedrooms, which would normally suggest “high-end, but reasonable.”

This is not that.

This condo has been designed like an after-dark fantasy set — not subtle, not neutral, not designed to appeal to everybody. It’s bold, high-contrast, and intensely stylized. Even the listing description leans into the vibe, describing the home as a one-of-a-kind custom unit.

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If most condos are designed to be calming, this one is designed to be stimulating.

The $350,000 rotating bed is the main character

Let’s get to the headline.

At the center of the home’s concept is a custom rotating European bed reportedly valued at $350,000, wrapped in crocodile leather and lit with multi-color backlighting.

This isn’t “nice furniture.” This is a centerpiece. It’s basically a high-end art installation that also happens to be a bed — and it’s positioned to command the room rather than blend in.

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Setting up the Miami condo as a statement bachelor pad

The message is clear: this isn’t someone’s guest room condo. This is a full-blown bachelor pad statement. Of course, that’s not to say that future owners couldn’t easily take a different approach and soften the design for a more neutral approach to luxury. But why would they?

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Crocodile leather wall treatments keep the drama going

Because the rotating bed alone apparently wasn’t enough, the home also includes crocodile leather wall treatments.

And no — not “croc-print.” Actual crocodile leather detailing, the kind that pushes a home past “decorated” and into “designed with intention, intensity, and possibly a villain origin story.”

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It creates a layered texture throughout the unit that’s part fashion-house showroom, part private lounge.

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Backlit glass walls turn the condo into a glowing set

Another key detail: backlit glass walls, used throughout the space to add glow, depth, and mood.

This is what makes the condo feel cinematic. It’s not trying to look like a home you casually live in — it’s trying to look like an environment. A set. Somewhere you’d expect dramatic entrances, whispered conversations, and a playlist already queued.

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A glowing onyx bar adds nightclub energy to the living space

The home also features an onyx bar with multi-color lighting, another design choice that’s more nightlife than neutral.

Bars in condos can sometimes feel like afterthoughts — a little counter, a wine fridge, maybe some shelves. Not here. Here, the bar is meant to be seen, photographed, and used as part of the home’s whole “after-dark experience” concept.

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It’s not hiding in the corner. It’s glowing.

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A marble jacuzzi with a waterfall feature (because of course)

If the bedroom is designed like a stage, the bathroom is designed like a spa… that also happens to be kind of theatrical.

A marble jacuzzi with waterfall feature is called out in the listing, and it fits the broader pattern of this home: everything is upgraded, everything is dramatic, and everything feels intentional.

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This condo doesn’t have amenities. It has moments.

Motorized shades help the condo switch moods instantly

One detail that ties all of this together: motorized shades.

It sounds simple, but it’s part of what makes this home feel engineered like an experience. One button, the light changes. The city disappears. The unit becomes its own enclosed world.

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It’s the kind of feature that makes sense when a residence has been built around mood-setting as a core function.

$350K+ in smart home tech turns the unit into a command center

It’s not just design doing the work here, technology plays a starring role too.

The listing claims over $350,000 in integrated technology upgrades, including automation and sound systems designed to be immersive rather than just convenient. The unit is equipped with Savant automation, plus an integrated electronics and surround sound setup.

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Facial recognition access makes it feel like a private club

Yes, the listing also notes facial-recognition access, which again reinforces what makes this place so different.

A normal condo listing sells lifestyle. This one sells control. Security. Privacy. Exclusivity. It feels less like “this is where I live” and more like “this is where I disappear.”

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Even the lobby makes a statement, with cowhide fur walls

Just in case anyone was tempted to assume the drama ends at the condo door, the listing points out that the building lobby includes cowhide fur walls.

If that doesn’t set the tone properly, nothing will.

This isn’t a place that’s trying to feel restrained. It’s trying to feel iconic — and maybe slightly unhinged — in the most Miami way possible.

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One parking space and storage come with the unit

Amid all the glow and crocodile leather and mood lighting, there are still real-world details.

The unit includes one parking space plus storage, which is a reminder that yes, it is still a condo — even if the interior looks like it was designed for a high-end music video.

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Continuum South Beach: Miami Beach’s oceanfront resort community

The listing also gets a major boost from where it’s located.

Continuum South Beach is often described as Miami Beach’s only true oceanfront resort community, spanning 12 private beachfront acres. It’s one of those buildings that’s less about square footage and more about access — to beachfront amenities, security, and a certain kind of lifestyle.

Residents have access to lagoon pools, tennis courts, a spa, a large fitness center, concierge services, valet, and a private restaurant. Essentially the “you never need to leave” setup.

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The ultimate Miami bachelor pad: this condo is real estate as performance art

At $5.15 million, this listing isn’t trying to compete with every other high-floor Miami condo by saying it has nice finishes and a good view.

It’s competing by being unforgettable.

“The Other Side” is one of those rare listings where the property itself becomes the story — because it’s not just a residence, it’s a concept. A fantasy bachelor pad taken to its most theatrical extreme, built around mood, tech, and design choices that are intentionally provocative.

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